Tomorrow, I will be making a rather important announcement which many of you will find close to unbelievable. You will be required to totally review the way you think of me. This decision of mine is of earth-shattering significance. Am I about to declare that Blair's stampede towards big brother is right for the country? Have I seen the light, and no longer believe that Bush is the weak, untruthful, moronic criminal ape I have perceived him as for the past 5 years? Is James right and that guns are actually good for a civilised society?
I am prepared to buy a pint of the best wallop at my local pub for anyone who can guess what it is that I'm about to do or say. If you win, you will have to make your own way over here, but I do promise a pint of best.